Are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean? The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

Doc, I’m from the future. I came here in a time machine that you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985. So tell me, future boy, who’s president of the United States in 1985?

Please smile. A real smile. This is one of my better ones.
Is that a primrose? It is! I brought it so you could make a love potion! How do you think I got in here?

I said Dart Gun not Fart Gun!
You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish? Do I look like I speak Spanish? You have a face… Como un burro. Oh! Well, thank you!

Yeah man. it really tied the room together. What tied the room together dude? My rug.
Calm down your being very undude. Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
I am the walrus.

Chewie, we’re home.
Do. Or do not. There is no try. The Force will be with you. Always.